America Speaks Ink
Category: Satire
Amber Heard To Hand Out Knives To Convicted Abusers
Amber Heard has started a program to hand out knives to convicted abusers after they are done with their
Amber Heard To Become Toilet Paper Spokesperson
When word got out that Amber Heard might have squatted over Johnny Depp's bed and squeezed out a
Don’t Say Kamala Bill
Many states are coming up with a new law that stops people from saying the words, Kamala Harris.
Tantalizing Presence of Kamala Harris Ends War
Now the world can relax Kamala Harris will end the war in Ukraine. How you ask, well, she is
Kamala Harris Most Beloved Vice President
A new poll shows Kamala Harris with a 100% approval rating. Harris becomes the most beloved VP in the
Pete Buttigieg Declares George Washington Bridge Racist
Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has declared the George Washington Bridge racist. Asked why he said the bridge owned
New Ice Cream Flavor called Critical Race Theory
Rumor has it that Ben and Jerry are working on a new ice cream flavor called Critical Race Theory.
Colin Kaepernick To Join Police Academy
Colin Kaepernick has decided to become a cop and will enter the Police Academy. After all the years
Biden Does Reverse Mortgage On White House
AS Biden keeps printing trillions of dollars it becomes like a reverse mortgage on our democracy. In the end,
Golden Toilets For Mar-a-Lago Is Infrastructure
Republicans try to include in the infrastructure bill golden toilets for Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club. Due to the