Category: Satire

Amber Heard To Hand Out Knives To Convicted Abusers

Amber Heard has started a program to hand out knives to convicted abusers after they are done with their

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Amber Heard To Become Toilet Paper Spokesperson

When word got out that Amber Heard might have squatted over Johnny Depp's bed and squeezed out a

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Don’t Say Kamala Bill

Many states are coming up with a new law that stops people from saying the words, Kamala Harris.

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Tantalizing Presence of Kamala Harris Ends War

Now the world can relax Kamala Harris will end the war in Ukraine. How you ask, well, she is

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Kamala Harris Most Beloved Vice President

A new poll shows Kamala Harris with a 100% approval rating. Harris becomes the most beloved VP in the

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Pete Buttigieg Declares George Washington Bridge Racist

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has declared the George Washington Bridge racist. Asked why he said the bridge owned

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New Ice Cream Flavor called Critical Race Theory

Rumor has it that Ben and Jerry are working on a new ice cream flavor called Critical Race Theory.

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Colin Kaepernick To Join Police Academy

Colin Kaepernick has decided to become a cop and will enter the Police Academy. After all the years

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Biden Does Reverse Mortgage On White House

AS Biden keeps printing trillions of dollars it becomes like a reverse mortgage on our democracy. In the end,

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Golden Toilets For Mar-a-Lago Is Infrastructure

Republicans try to include in the infrastructure bill golden toilets for Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club. Due to the

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