America Speaks Ink
Category: Satire
Kamala Harris Most Beloved Vice President
A new poll shows Kamala Harris with a 100% approval rating. Harris becomes the most beloved VP in the
Pete Buttigieg Declares George Washington Bridge Racist
Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has declared the George Washington Bridge racist. Asked why he said the bridge owned
New Ice Cream Flavor called Critical Race Theory
Rumor has it that Ben and Jerry are working on a new ice cream flavor called Critical Race Theory.
Colin Kaepernick To Join Police Academy
Colin Kaepernick has decided to become a cop and will enter the Police Academy. After all the years
Biden Does Reverse Mortgage On White House
AS Biden keeps printing trillions of dollars it becomes like a reverse mortgage on our democracy. In the end,
Golden Toilets For Mar-a-Lago Is Infrastructure
Republicans try to include in the infrastructure bill golden toilets for Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club. Due to the
Road Runner Too Fast For Cancel Culture
As cancel culture rages and eats up everything in its path, like PAC-MAN eating dots, the Road Runner was
Americans Flee To Mexico As Biden Policies Ruin U.S.
In a massive turn of events, tens of thousands of Americans flee to Mexico while Biden destroys the
No Second Coming Of Christ During Pandemic Due To Vaccine
I have it on high authority that there will be no second coming of Jesus Christ during the
PETA Proclaims Rabbits Are Good Pets And Also Tasty Treats
PETA announces a change in policy acknowledging that rabbits are in fact good pets but cannot deny they