Amber Heard To Become Toilet Paper Spokesperson

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When word got out that Amber Heard might have squatted over Johnny Depp’s bed and squeezed out a log on his pillow her phone started ringing. Toilet paper companies began to line up trying to land Amber an endorsement deal. After all, who better to speak about the messy subject matter. There is talk of one company branding a new line of toilet paper called Amber Turd.

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